so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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