doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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