your parents love me but you hate me
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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