i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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