Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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