JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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