They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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