you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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