If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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