And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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