its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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