How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
this hospital has no fireball
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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