I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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