Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Can Purell be used as lube?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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