who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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