I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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