She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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