just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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