My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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