I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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