And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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