The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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