# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
After tacos, we're chasing women.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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