i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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