One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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