So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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