If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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