You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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