tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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