After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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