So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Drunk is a universal language darling
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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