After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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