i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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