There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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