Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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