I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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