Have you finally orgasmed yet?
its not stalking. its research.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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