I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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