You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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