I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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