Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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