thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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