Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I smell like Dick and happiness
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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