Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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