"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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