I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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