Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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