Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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