it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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