I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
