I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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