he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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